"Backyard BBQ" with no mosquitoes!

I want to let my readers know I've opened a mosquito-control franchise in San Antonio. Mosquito Authority started in North Carolina and has been rapidly expanding westward. Our five-step, proprietary “REPEL+PLUS" program is so specific that it can rid your property of mosquitoes without killing beneficial insects like butterflies and honeybees. Our certified technicians treat your property with a proprietary, safe-for children-and-pets product that lasts for 3 weeks. We will continue the recurring barrier-treatment program every 21 days, and we offer a 100%-satisfaction guarantee. If you ever experience bites, we will be back within 48 hours for a re-treatment, free of charge. And no contract is ever required, so there is no commitment. The treatments are available March through November. We offer discounts for full-season payments.

Again, there is no commitment, so if you’re interested in a mosquito-free yard this summer, we’d love to provide you with a proven treatment and top-notch, personal customer service. And with the threat of the Zika virus and other dangers mosquitoes pose, protecting you and your family from mosquitoes has never been more important. To learn more about our service and to schedule your first yard treatment, call (877) 249-5044.

I know many of you spend time in the yard smoking meat, so I wanted to let you know about my company. And, as always, if you smoke meat in the backyard (or front), please send us pictures for our "Backyard BBQ" feature!