Tuesday, June 7, 2011
It's here, men. We've been waiting for this day for a long time. Say "hello" to Que, the BBQ-scented perfume brought to us by the fine folks at Pork Barrel BBQ (Follow Que on Twitter.)!!! (Hat tip to Ashley Dalton) Never again will we have to endure the oh-so-uncomfortable conversation with our special lady where, in response to a question about how she looks or whether "the fire" is still there, we tell her that we wouldn't change a thing about her, except that we wish she smelled more like smoked-meat. I've never considered myself a grand prognosticator, but my guess is that sales of BBQ-scented perfume are about to take off, while sales of male-performance pills are about to nosedive. It's a great day, gentlemen. Relish it.